Do nor taunt the HappyFun Meal.

On Fri, Oct 6, 2023 at 9:49 AM David Shaw - tihnessa at gmail.com (via
tml list) <xxxxxx@simplelists.com> wrote:
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> Sounds good! I'll have a double portion of Soylent Green washed down with some Bouncy Bubble Beverage, please! 🙃
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> David Shaw
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> On Thu, 5 Oct 2023, 18:24 greg nokes - greg at nokes.name (via tml list), <xxxxxx@simplelists.com> wrote:
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>> I had a bedtime thought for a shipboard catering service - for merchants that don’t want to hassle with meal planning for passengers and dealing with all of the allergies and cuisines:
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>> I present the first advert for HappyFun Meal Co:
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>> 🚀🌟 Embark on a Taste Adventure with HappyFun Meal Co.! 🌟🚀
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>> 📍 Strategically Located for You!
>> Flying across the stars requires pitstops, and guess what? HappyFun Meal Co. is conveniently located at all Class A, B, and C starports on the Spinward Main! And many not on the main! No need to traverse galaxies for a scrumptious meal; we’re right where you need us!
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>> 💲 Delicious & Affordable - Only 25cr!
>> Set sail with our fresh, ready-to-prepare meal packages at a mere 25cr per meal! Delivered in a convient reusable box straight to your ship just before departure, each meal is a festival of flavor crafted meticulously for all species and dietary needs. Our foods, instantly frozen at the peak of freshness, unlock a universe of delightful tastes and nourishment, awaiting your discovery!
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>> 🔄 Sustainable & Rewarding!
>> We’re not just about tickling your taste buds; we’re committed to protecting the cosmos! Return your used containers upon arrival, and get rewarded with 5cr for each meal. Planning to order again? Opt for a 10cr/meal credit per container credited to your HappyFun Meal Co account!
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>> 🌐 Ordering is a Breeze!
>> With HappyFun Meal Co.’s intuitive ordering system, every crew member and passenger effortlessly customizes their meal plan for upcoming journeys. Tailor your food preferences, schedule your delivery, and voila, you’re set for a gastronomic adventure amongst the stars!
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>> 😌 Stress-Free, Taste-Full!
>> We know that planning meals for intergalactic trips can be daunting. At HappyFun Meal Co., we take the culinary conundrum off your shoulders! Enjoy the serene bliss of having delectable, hassle-free meals ready for you and your crew, without lifting a finger.
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>> 🚀🍽️ Order Now and Taste the Universe with Us! 🍽️🚀
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Some of us have a little bit of Crazy and some of us have a 40,000 liter
drum filled to the brim of the stuff - and you don't know how much Crazy
there is until it's awake - by which time it's waaaay too late to try
and cram it back in the box. -- Simon the BOFH