After doing the professionally-needed stuff, she was chatting with the
> guy on the other end and mentioned she had had to chuck some thongs on
> before jumping out of the ute - she later reckoned she could _hear_ the
> poor sod blush.  As sis later put it, "That's when I found out that I
> was talking South West Pacific English about footwear and the poor bloke
> on the other end was listening in North East Pacific English about undies."

Yup, got to love the Aussie ladies dispensing Durex while wearing thongs ... I mean who wouldn’t?

Best regards,

Ewan