Subject:  Re: Most straightforward crazymaker award

***And who would believe a second nominee in the same afternoon?

Nominee II:  National Public Accountant, which declares, in the March/April
1997 issue, volume 42, number 2:  "published monthly."

Jeanette Skwor
still at Cofrin Library
<SKWORJ@GBMS01.UWGB.EDU>
    who has just asked her predecessor what she did all day before
    pattern recreation was a necessity, and was told all sorts of
    wild stories about having time to shift, weed, etc.

PS  Dare I point out that one of these publications is for computer geeks
and the other for accountants?  How come philosophers can count?  (Well, at
least so far . . .)

***I'll sign off now; I know I'm beginning to babble . . .