That's hilarious.  I sometimes wonder who writes these documents.  Does
that include "planets" that scientists say are not planets anymore?  What
did you answer about the "universe"?

Barbara M. Pope, MALS
Periodicals/Reference Librarian
Axe Library
Pittsburg State University
Pittsburg KS  66762
bpope@pittstate.edu

> This is what I got as a questionaire for determining the price of a site
> license based on users.  Look for "Universe" and figure that one out!
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