This reads like something Babylon Bee would run for laughs.

So now satire is taboo, along with gathering, singing, shaking hands and having sex with anyone outside one's household.

https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/tyler-o-neil/2020/10/20/facebook-demonetizes-babylon-bee-saying-acb-monty-python-joke-incites-violence-n1072750